where can I uninstall my period
i think if you download pregnancy it blocks it for a few months but then you get a really annoying loud pop up that doesn’t go away for 18 years
omg
ah, the geek is strong in this post
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dude if you want anyone to feel like shit just respond with ‘ok’ to all their messages like forreal
ok
you asshole
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has anyone ever realized that drinking water is like taking a shower on the inside of your body
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Huh? I thought everyone did that?
I love doing this. Especially older books.
(Source: i-will-bear-your-cumberbabies, via beautifit2012)
There’s no food in my house
*dying whale noise*
whale: there is no krill in the ocean
*teenage girl noise*
(Source: cannnibalisticsandwich, via babyloveisjustahoax)
she got a pussy like the grand canyon
dry and sandy
possibly filled with dead bodies
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